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“Caffiends play funny and fun punk songs, often about stupid stuff, and that\u2019s refreshing. Sometimes it\u2019s nice to put a pause on serious introspection and railing against the state. Sometimes it\u2019s just fun to listen to a song about hangover farts.” -Rad Girlfriend Records<\/p>\n

Track Listing:<\/p>\n

1 Anthem For A Shittier Tomorrow
\n2 Succubus
\n3 S.s.s.decade
\n4 I Was A Teenage Bag Boy
\n5 Hello Reality
\n6 P.c. Master Race
\n7 Pullout Generation
\n8 Dillinger Four Is A Gateway Drug
\n9 Nacho Bender
\n10 Derella Gorilla
\n11 A Light At The End Of The Funnel
\n12 Hangover Farts
\n13 I Wanna Mohawk
\n14 No Gods No Decaf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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