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Philly’s favorite Rock Punk Sleaze Balls! Sparklefight is a sexy 3-way dude party tag team of upbeat punk rock and roll. They don’t stink or hop trains, but their message is as filthy as an anarcho crust punk dog on Bourbon Street. Think Steel Panther as a Sunday school student and El Duce as the dirty ol’ boy touchin’ priest; lube ’em up with some Jack Black, then wipe that stain off the back of your pants with some Reggie and the Full Effect, and that will get you somewhere in the ballpark of Sparklefight RIFYL: The Meatmen, The Dwarves, Tenacious D, Steel Panther, Gwar.<\/p>\n

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